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Saturday, 2 May 2009

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HRH Prince Naughty

Windsor, U.K. [UPI] - In what may be considered a first in Royal circles, a couple having sex on the lawn out front of Windsor Castle have had their escapade taped via Royal webcam and posted on Youtube by HRH Prince Philip.

"You could say it was a stroke of luck," said the Prince.

"I had just finished installing the software drivers when, lo and behold, I spotted two of the Queen's loyal subjects making love with such gleeful abandon that I broke into a cold sweat and nearly dropped the webcam out of the window I was spying through."

"This whole exercise is rather foreign to me, but, as Prince Harry had sent me this new webcam, I decided to give it a try. Originally I thought it might be useful tracking American tourists who have a rather nasty habit of spitting their gum onto the drive outside my window; an activity which must be viewed as a sort of homage to their travels abroad I guess. Little did I realize you could actually use these webcam thingies for some good old-fashioned schoolboy pranks. Har..har..har."

Subsequent to the posting, Youtube and the Palace have suspended Prince Philip's posting privileges. Prince Philip is still offering, however, a DVD recording of the event, for sale, through his Paypal account.

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