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Topics: Breasts, Obesity

Wednesday, 29 April 2009

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Obesity: The New Breast Enhancer

In the fattening awareness of the growing concern for weight gain in women, human body scientists have been serving up banquets of several new studies. Obesity and Diabetes; Obesity and your Blood Pressure; and Obesity and Rush Hour Subway Trains; are just some of the most recent expansive research papers on the ever weighty subject.

In a collaboration between Mortality magazine and Playboy, the newest, latest study of female obesity has been on display in a large spread.

In the joint issue, mortality details the many ways in which being overweight speeds the subject to Death's door.

The Playboy portion of the issue offers some of the most luscious shots of incredible breasts ever photographed in the mammary-stream media.

Mortality Magazine Forensic scientists described the tit shots as "To Die For!"

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