Written by Atticus Finch
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Topics: email, Spam

Wednesday, 8 April 2009

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Spam the canned precooked meat product made famous by British people during the war is causing havoc amongst e-mail users - and now people are getting 'preety vexed' according to one man.

The chopped pork shoulder meat with ham meat delicacies has somehow infiltrated over 12 Billion computers worldwide - that's two computers per person on the planet!

More than 97% of all e-mails sent over the net are made out of spam and are unwanted, according to a Microsoft security report, unless of course you print them off and eat them - then they make a great and handy snack without the need to leave your computer and disguise the porn you were surfing as something else.

It also seems 'Spackers' are involved who Spack into computers and try and infiltrate other computers with potted meat type snacks.

Microsoft said people should not panic about the high levels of unwanted spam - but feed it to the dog (if they have one).

I actually like spam so keep it coming.

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