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Topics: Drugs, Memory

Tuesday, 7 April 2009

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Memorase left one recent President with this one image from his entire life as a failure

Global drug giant Cheney Pharmaceuticals has added to their truth serum and torture chemicals, it's newest, latest human behavior modifier.

Memorase is a single dose potion that can wipe all recollection of whatever remembrance that is chemically pinpointed by the compounding chemist.Unlike most new medicines this particular remedy has been secretly tested on many notable personages. One former president had the formula directed to his many memories of what he called his unfortunate fucks. His wife wanted to wipe out all inklings of time as first lady in waiting.

A more recent Vice president coincidently sharing the name of the drug company underwent the most massive treatments in the testing history of any drug since Bob Dole overdosed on Viagra and won the pole vault in the Senior Olympics.

This Veep had the drug applied to every level of his memory selectively wiping out all and any reference to any bush whatsoever, lesbians of all sort especially the filial kind and total elimination of shooting people in the face. His running mate and two term president just asked to have memorase remove his entire life.

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