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Monday, 6 April 2009

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Northern drifting Antarica allows Carnivale cruises to offer skiing

The Ice Bridge which holds the Antarctic Ice Shelf in place has shattered and the frozen southernmost continent is drifting north. Already moving up the Atlantic coast of South America, emperor penguins are shedding their coats and making reservations in Rio.

The melting iceberg is believed to bring a serious economic chill to the Caribbean tourist trade and will only exacerbate the fall hurricane season by adding snow, sleet and hail to the already violent storms that batter the Gulf and East coast states of the US.

By the time Antarctica reaches the northernmost reaches of the Arctic Ocean, it should arrive just in time to restore the polar ice cap. Republican climatologists told me that they told everybody that there's nothing to worry about so called global warming!

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