In the last hour millions of people have become disenchanted with the very fabric of their existence due to shocking revelations by God himself.
Speaking via his preferred deity-human conduit, former US President George W. Bush, God admitted that he was not the creator of earth and its inhabitants as has been widely accepted for thousands of years.
"I'd like to say to everyone how very, very sorry I am. I was wrongly credited with creating life itself quite a while ago but I thought it was just a phase, one that would pass in time. In about 1000AD I nearly came clean, but things had escalated so far that I didn't have the heart to 'fess up", explained God.
When asked if he knew the identity of the true Creator, God replied, "I think it was Bob. It could've been Susan though."
The heads of all major Judai-Christian based religions are meeting this Sunday to discuss a plan of action based on this new information, though it is expected they'll simply disband.
When asked of any future plans, God replied, "There's a small pocket of sentient silicon-based matter interacting in the realms of the eigth-dimension about three trillion light-years away from the galaxy Abell 1835 that have also falsely named me as their creator, so I'm off to break the bad news to them too. I'm off there now, probs won't come back to earth. Good luck."