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Tuesday, 7 April 2009

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The marketing of a computer which contains elements made from pork has angered some people in the Moslem community.

The Tatyama p-01x has been on sale now for two months, and for reasons which the manufacturer has not revealed, has pork-fat as a means of protecting vital parts from vibration.

A spokesperson from the Council of Muslim Elders, Bradford, has attacked the decision to use pork parts.

"Well, none of our members could use a laptop with pork in it, innit" said Dr. Mohammed, "and it's use could be said to be inflammatory to our community, by 'eck as like" he added.

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