As illusory as an infant's smile and harder to duplicate than a lightning strike, men have tortured themselves and suffered persecution from others for their inability to make their lady love COME. Apparently a San Francisco cult has been established devoted to the O. That may all be unnecessary with the discovery that the female orgasm has an awful lot in common with a baby's smirk.
In three letters, both can be attributed to G-A-S. That's right! When your precocious little cherub screws up her tiny angelic face in what appears to be total bliss at, of course, the apparition of your lovely parental puss, it's probably just a bubble. Female Orgasm researcher, I.Kant Makem Spunge has announced that his lifelong quest for the cause of the female O has led him to the conclusion that it is a myth:
"There is no such thing. The best I can figure out is that these gals get really uncomfortable from overeating and then there's a gaseous build up. Some fat fucker bouncing up and down on them long enough and, guess what of course they feel R-E-L-I-E-F!"
Dr Spunge will now turn to disproving the male ejaculation in his next book entitled: Its Just Sweat!