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Friday, 27 February 2009

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Life - what the fuck is it anyway?

The recent wars between creationists and Darwinists have reached fever pitch with the recent announcement that creationists have argued that Darwin didn't even exist.

Darwinists have refused to respond on the grounds that their opponents are morons, but that has not stopped the determined creationists.

This new brand of creationist insists that the world was created in the year 1850, which is 41 years after Charles Darwin was born and that therefore he can not have existed. In fact Darwin in some Indonesian languages is actually pronounced Tsaan, which is an anagram of Satan, thereby proving the lie.

Bizarrely these creationists have no problem with the fact that Jesus was born 1850 years before the universe was created. As one creationist explained, "we don't have a problem with science, we actually like science as long as it doesn't conflict with the Bible".

TheSpoof.com is yet to determine its position until one side promises eternal life (proof not required).

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