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Wednesday, 25 February 2009

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Scientists have isolated the Happy-Dopey People gene

Scientific researchers at the Human Genome and Mood Exploratory Expo have broken new ground in the study of human happiness. After a careful genetic splicing of pubic hair particles from the Seven Dwarfs found in the Snow White Archives, researchers have discovered the genetic basis for happiness, dopeyness, bashfulness, grouchiness, medical aptitude, narcolepsy and the common cold.

Head cold expert, Rhino Itis dismissed the value of the sneezy study explaining that science has already proven that sneeze-like explosions are caused by evil spirits.

The real breakthrough, Dr Itis suggested came in the coincidence of a genetic disposition for happiness and dopeyness.

"The grouchy gene did not have even one strand of chromosonal material in common with the happy and dopey samples.

"Call them lucky or accursed but the folks who stroll through life with that stupid smile on their faces are really displaying a genetic motherlode of smiley, happy dopey Diribooxynucleic acid!"

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