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Topics: UFO, Atlantis

Friday, 20 February 2009

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The UFO airport runway could be a blueprint for Boris Johnson's Thames estary Airport pipedream...

Atlantic Ocean - (Grateful Dead Sea Scrolls Mess): Thames Estuary Airport backers are elated at reports that an Atlantean 'grid of streets' captured on satellite may be a 'pre-Lemurian UFO airport runway' and not the remains of the fabled ancient City according to reports.

The underwater network of criss-crossing lines located some 600 miles off the Azores 'bears an uncanny resemblance' to planning application blueprints for Hong Kong's marine airport on which the proposed Thames Estuary facility is modelled.

Hong Kong has always been archaeologists' top contender for the ancient Lemurian site which spawned a thousand UFO legends before the 'discovery' of the kingdom of Atlantis.

This weekend London Mayor Boris Johnson said he is hoping to send an exploratory survey team to the Azores site after receiving 'rock solid' financial guarantees of £40 billion for his Estuary airport from troubled Texan cocaine baron Sir Allen Stanford's eponymous Antiguan bank.

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