Written by Adam Click
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Sunday, 15 February 2009

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Hoboken resident Harold Boyd now has balls the size of turnips!

Stockholm, Sweden-Testicular prosthetics aren't particularly new but the world awoke this morning to news of the world's first testicle transplant.Born with a weak set of testicles that shriveled as soon as he got married, Harold Boyd of Hoboken, New Jersey always lamented his lack of balls. Every time he saw some other guy do something ballsy he'd say, "I wish I had the balls to do that.".

Tuesday last, six months after winning the Powerball Lottery to the tune of $117 million, he finally got his wish."You would think that finding a donor would have been difficult, but it really was the easiest part." Said a beaming Doctor Vincent Van Nordstrom.

"Although we can't reveal the donor's name we can say that it was a former high-ranking official from the United States whose wife recently entered government service. He said "You can take 'em.I don't use 'em anymore!" And that was that!".

Mister Boyd is apparently enjoying his new status, having told off his boss while simultaneously asking for a raise. dumping his wife while simultaneously burdening her with another child and juggling seven mistresses while having a homosexual affair with a priest."Every where I go people say, "You have some balls, mister!".

Adam Click is a nasty piece of work whut stays up all night surfin' the net for porn and his days nappin' on the Barcalounger with a bag of crisps in his lap, while I work a double shift stockin' shelves at Walmart just to keep us in chips and our five children in nappies! So if any of you lot want him,you can have him, 'cause I'm fed up to here with his sort!

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