Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's Press Secretary Meghan Stapleton has issued a press release which comes close to explaining the former Vice Presidential candidate's often puzzling comments and behavior.
It seems Palin's vagina has been diagnosed with a rare form of Down Syndrome which afflicts the vagina. "This condition was most likely passed on to her son Trig in utero." Wasilla gynecologist Dr. Peggy A. Downing told reporters, "It is also quite likely that this condition has migrated in some form to her brain. It does not appear that her brain condition has full blown Down Syndrome. Judging by her actions, I would say it is a form that simplifies complex matters into talking points and recoils at the appearance of anything fact based or logical."
Consulted for more information, neurologist Dr. Jeffrey L. Sponsler performed a Catscan and confirmed Dr. Brownings's findings, adding "The condition has also spread to the part of the brain that has sympathy for innocent animals."
After several requests for comments, Governor Palin told reporters that all of this was nonsense and accused them of "pallin' around with the vagina and doctory elite."