America is in a state of shock as Scientist's today proved that one of the strongholds of the Bible Belt, Alabama, is gay.
The news comes as a complete surprise as the State itself is one of the many in Middle America famed for it's populace of intolerant bigots, who think homosexuals are the seed of Satan and Dinosaurs are like Santa (which is an anagram of Satan wordplay fans).
Professor Jonathan Gayman explains the shock findings...wait for it....now: "We have done months of testing of Alabama's topography, positioning in relation to other states as well as basics such as town name's and lakes, forests etcetra and the proof is in the pudding. And if you eat the pudding you'll taste the gay"
Such examples of Alabammy's "Gayness" were: The way it leaned toward's Georgia in an 'effete manner'; the way the very few State forests are shaped like Freddie Mercury touching up Oscar Wilde and the fact the town Gadsden used to be called Gaysden. Separate the syllables and you get 'Gays Den'..eh,EH?
Only time can tell if Alabama, if not Middle America, can recover from such a shocking revelation. The talk of Alabama being lifted and hooked onto the side of California may be premature but surely something drastic will happen in the near future. Here's hoping it gets beaten up by the Heterosexual states that surround the pansy hideout.
Good luck 'bammy!