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Topics: Teens, pubic, puberty

Friday, 30 January 2009

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Mrs. Julia Vagina and her giving a kiss.

Very bad news awaits a woman who is encountering over-puberty after a puberty check to make sure she is fine in terms of puberty.

18 year old Julia Vagina, is encountering puberty which is turning out to be a horrible and embarrassing encounter for her. She is going through overweight breasts weighing 3 times over the average size, overweight hips that are also too wide, "orgasm-ing" over 1,000 times in only 24 hours, over-sweating which means sweating no matter what she does, lots of hair in her armpits and her body, and her voice is no longer squeaky. It has now turned into an old woman's voice.

The Victorian Minister of Health, Daniel Andrews, has seen her over-growing puberty and obviously, she is embarrassed to see such disastrous health in the hands of her large group of pubes in her body.

Daniel said "This is a really serious situation and requires doctor's attention in the hospital so we can fix her up and turn her into a normal person."

The Federal Minister for Health, Nicola Roxon, disagrees to fix her up because nothing can be done about it and "why waste our money on nothing?"

Nicola said "This IS a serious, upsetting situation and I don't think anything can be done about it, so therefore this is just a wasted opportunity. It would waste millions of dollars off our economy if we used this money. But even if it can be fixed, I still say NO! Case CLOSED!"

We interviewed Julia to see what her life is like with this large group of extra pubes.

"Life is very embarrassing and very bad with this situation going on. People don't like you and you always get teased because of your boob size! It is a real shame and if the nurses and doctors can fix this, I will be more than grateful. Ignore stupid, ugly, selfish Nicola and help me! PLEASE!!"

This will be further studied and results will be shown on Channel Ten News tomorrow night at 5:00PM. See you then!

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