A new process of turning Urine into Heating Fuel has been invented by young scientist Malcom Wallis 27 of Aldervale Glamorgan.
The first example of this ground breaking experiment was filmed by his twin sister Siobhan at his Laboratory at the rear of his house in Aldervale. Siobhan sent the recording to offices of leading fuel manufacturers and suppliers.
Scientists at BP and Shell have examined the experiment and have agreed that in theory the process could work and could in time be perfected to replace other forms of fuel at a greatly reduced cost . The sample of fuel tested was only of the grade suitable for Heating , although to make the process viable it would take billions of investment and could take 10 years to perfect.
When Mr. Wallis was asked to comment on the findings of the leading fuel giants, he simply said " I think they are taking the piss". His sister added that they were in talks with a leading American Beer producer to maybe invent some way of collecting urine direct from source as it was found that the best specimans of urine were taken after Malcom had a good night out on the lash.
Malcom is attending the Young Inventer of the year awards later this month at the NEC in Birmingham and hopes to unvail his new improved system at the event. He also boasted that he is currently working on an apparatus to turn urine into perfume.