A brand new species of spider has been discovered in Madagascar with a bite like nothing else. One bite from the tiny mandibles of this thumbnail sized arachnid, and the person bitten suffers from an IQ gain of more than 20 points.
In more than 100 tests around the campus, the results have been the same time after time, but there are as yet no reports on how the bite might affect someone who is already in the top intelligence percentile.
Apparently, the ability of these spider to do this is inherited in the logical portion of the brain, because all above normal IQ people we asked to try the experiment said, "Let a spider bite me? Do I look stupid or something?"