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Tuesday, 20 January 2009

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Bush's brother often says that his mom wished she had used abstinence only

The Bush administration's health programs were often determined by the careful study of chicken entrails. It was this method that prompted the intelligent design educational initiatives, the CDC campaign to promote chicken soup as an AIDS preventative and rejection of global warming. This same highly scientific method was behind the millions of dollars spent on abstinence only programs.

Critics who used real survey studies and biology, chemistry and physics , all subjects Bush failed in school, are now welcoming the new Obama administrations embrace of hard science. One highly regarded study has shown that abstinence only committed teens were 4x more likely to engage in anal intercourse than students trained in comprehensive sex ed.

When Obama saw the study results from the Bush years he is said to have remarked:" Why should the teens be any different, Bush sponsored a wholesale buttfucking of the entire nation and most of the known world!"

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