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Saturday, 17 January 2009

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US Air Hero Pilot glows in the dark

An alien spaceship in the form of an earthling airplane landed in plain sight in the Hudson river between New York and New Jersey, according to a leading global news fabricator. The government cover story is some bull and cock tale about a brave and skilled pilot who flew his airbus into a flock of pigeons and perform ed a life saving miracle by landing the damaged craft in the Hudson river.

Research into the plausibility of the news reports have shown that intial details are false. Firstly, the Hudson is so polluted that the average metals used in earthling aeronautics would have melted in a matter of seconds. The US Air flight has no records in the files of the Federal Aeronautics Administration. Though it should be noted that under the Bush administration, most planes apparently have never existed and only foreigners are recorded in flight logs.

The International Queerier went on to report that the plane and its passengers have been transported to Area 54 in Arizona. Governor Janet " Spooky " Napolitano will meet the crew and passengers and accompany them to Roswell, New Mexico from whence she will go th Washington, DC to become Secretary of Homeland Security and Alien Affairs.

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