Juneau AK-- Governor Sarah Palin is using HAARP technology to send a devastating cold wave to the Eastern Seaboard. The intense cold wave is scheduled to arrive just before the Obama Inauguration on January 20, 2009. Temperatures on the Washington Mall are expected to be a shocking -40 below zero! The governor is also planning a massive blizzard for the East Coast, also scheduled to arrive January 20th.
Governor Palin has the highest security rating of any governor in the United States. The governor felt disrespected by the mainstream media during the presidential campaign. She has access to the latest HAARP weather modification technology and plans to punish the Eastern Liberal Establishment severely.
"Revenge is a dish best served cold." crowed Ms. Palin. "I plan to make the Blue States very, very blue. I hope their Starbucks espressos freeze in their throats!"
Palin's revenge can already be seen in Washington State. They are experiencing their worst Winter weather in decades. The cold-wave Palin is planning for the East Coast will rival temperatures not seen since the last Ice Age.
"I hope millions of people die. I hope they all run out of oil and natural gas and burn each other to stay warm. I have ordered that no Alaskan oil will ever reach the East Coast again." barked the scorned Sarah.
"They can look at Obama's pecs if they want to stay warm, those fairies!" she cackled.