Taiwan - (X-Files Mess): A huge 200 metre-long, 50 metre-high undersea basalt rock rampart off the Pescadores archipelago was once the wall of a giant Lemurian UFO hangar according to the latest NASA oceanographic survey.
"The formation is encrypted with alien hieroglyphs depicting emergency airlift procedures in the event of a flood," NASA's head of marine retro-engineering said today.
Lemuria sank after a 2,000 foot high tidal wall of water pulverised the fabled incontinent following an atomic explosion in the Atlantis space munitions factory five thousand miles away off the coast of Ireland.
This week a NASA diving team will be attempting to raise an unspecified space craft that has been spotted within the basalt rock formation, covered with a five metre coating of barnacles.
Reports of potentially dozens of Lemurian beings trapped in cryogenic stasis within the mystery UFO are rife at NASA's fabled Jet Convulsion Laboratory in Pasadena.
Prof Stephen Hawking is barking.