Washington AC/DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): A messy Inauguration Day solar conjunction with retrograde Mercury in the first degree of Aquarius will vindicate predictions for a chaotic start to the Obama Administration.
The Skull 'n' Bones Club warning is backed up by exponents of the Anosov Diffeomorphism branch of Chaos Theory.
This claims that politicians' bent behaviour is 'in an appropriate sense generic' (WTF??) due to inherent chaos in pubic orifice aspirations.
"Expect rampant catastrophe," Yale's Dr V Smartt, Emeritius Professor of Whitewater/White House Travel Orifice Studies said today.
Smartt also reckons that Sharkovskii's Theorem about completely chaotic political orbits masquarading as 'change' will be evident due to the Sun/Mercury conjunction.
"Hell, this stuff is the real nightmare scenario for that Clinton/Bush1 + 2 schmoozeticket," Smartt added engimatically.
Aintgottaprayer.con internet bookies offer odds of 5/4FAV on Barack Obama never even making it to the Inauguration Podium.