SHANDHIDE, China - A huge collection of dinosaur bones was found, the biggest collection of dinosaur bones ever discovered.
Scientists in China say the bones were coated with tangy sweet and sour sauce.
The boneologists, from the Chinese Academy of Food Science, say they have dug up a google-plex of dinosaur bones since last night in Shagdong province.
The bones date back to the post Crispy period, the time when dinosaurs became barbecue.
The scientists say the find explains why the creatures died out. Preliminary lab tests indicate that the cause of death for the dinosaurs was aspartame consumption. This is the earliest documented use of aspartame, a natural flavor, so far discovered.