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Sunday, 14 December 2008

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One man kipping moments after hearing PM talk

Scientists have discovered a credible cure for insomnia or sleep deprivation. Its called Gordon Brown, UK Prime Minister.

Acording to scientific experts, just listening to Mr Brown's sonorious speeches will induce deep sleep in a matter of seconds. Mr Brown is believed to have the right cadence and tone in his delivery that sends any human into a considerable period of unconsciouness.

The scientific community are bubbling over with enthusiasm and there is talk of even a Nobel Prize for the enterprising "geek" who made the discovery. The UK Prime Minister however will not enjoy any extra notoriety as a result of this achievement.

"No, he doesn't deserve any merit" said one scientist "apart from being a general pain in the ass". Gordon Brown was not available for comment as he was having a nap.

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