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Monday, 15 December 2008

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UFOs - are they real, or just hats?

In what has been called a "copycat incident", in Greendale, a village in Milwaukee County, Wisconsin, another UFO landed on another man's head just after breakfast yesterday morning.

Arthur J. Wallenger, a local man, was out taking his morning stroll, when, from the heavens above, an unidentified flying object, more commonly known as a UFO, came to rest atop his bonce.

Perplexed, Wallenger asked passers-by for help, but drew only blank stares in return - nobody else could see the strange craft!

Tracy Gumball, who lives near as Mr Wallenger, but ignores him because she thinks he is mad, told us:

"He was just standing there mumbling about a UFO on his head. It was his Top Hat! He's a freakin' loon!"

Later in the day, a group of ufologists visited Mr Wallenger's residence - which has its own planetarium - to interview him about the incident.
Leader of the team, Prof. Thomas Warzyzyzyzyzyzyzyzyzyzyzyzyzyskowa, told us:

"He was just sitting there mumbling about a UFO on his head. It was his Top Hat! He's a freakin' loon!"

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