1969 was a seminal year for astronaut Buzz Aldren and it also marked the first sh*t on the moon - and not just Aldren himself touching down on lunar soil. Space legend Neil Armstrong crapped a large load of brown 'Earth treasure' to christens humanity's first arrival on our distant solar neighbor - or so claims the second man on the Moon.
"Right after the 'one small step for man' speech", says Aldren from his plush home today, "he opened a flap at the back of his suit and slid out a real doozy of a pooh".
Aldren describes the slow descent of the shit as "a visual ballet - in brown".
Nasa were so intrigued that they filmed the event from multiple angles using slow motion. Poor old 3rd astronaut Michael Collins who never got to step foot on the Moon was tasked with recording the event on his own primitive super 8 camera.The secret film still resides deep in the bowls of Cape Canaveral's operations center.
Armstrong denies the existence of the film or his involvement with the greatest shit in human history. He also says he never defecated on his beloved Night time friend the Moon.