Written by Phil Edgar's Bones
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Sunday, 30 November 2008

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I strained my eyes but could not see his 'member' said Miss Gully Bull.

Dr Gerard McGarry the holder of the world's smallest balls, has failed to 'WOW', the crowds in a Jerry Springer, 'Micro Glory-Hole' stunt.

Dr Gerry (P.H.D) was employed by the loud-mouth, former mayor Jerry 'I incite a riot' Springer.

The plan was to push Dr McGarry's tiny member through a wall, for the pleasure of the disappointed and depressed.

Millions of fools, flocked like sheep to the glory-hole, and flocked away like disappointed sheep at the dissmal sight.

Mrs D. Pressed said "I came to have a shufty at the attraction, as it was advertised in the 'Sun', when I got there I felt ripped off. I paid twenty-five pounds to get in.... all I did was stare at something that was no bigger than a fly-shit.

Mrs Sue Icidal said "Well I was under-impressed, his teeny willy and sack, looked like something that Gulliver brought back from his travels". Her friend Miss Downe Inthedumps echoed her sentiments " It wasn't exactly Chippendales, it was even a chipolata, in fact after that I would settle for a Chip and Dale willy. It was so small, I swear my eyes began to bleed, with all that concentrated staring, at the teeny object.

Jerry Springer defended his decision to run the 'Micro Glory-Hole' tour and make millions from it. " It's a bit like my show, I warn everyone, but people ignore my advice and end up complaining. I said from the start, Dr Gerard, had the smallest testes in the world, and his wife said his member was no bigger! How explicit could I have been. People paid to see nothing, and got nothing. Jeeze Louise, they are dumb".

The former mayor then crossed his arms, while holding his microphone, shook his head, and look concerned. He held this position for the next two hours. Dr Gerard is set to have his own reality TV programme in U.S, produced by Springer. It will be better than the 'Newly Weds', but worse than 'Pimp my Ride' and 'Celebrity Rehab'. So it will be complete knackers.

We will keep you posted....

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