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Topics: Baby, Genetics, Parents

Sunday, 30 November 2008

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The lab showed Anastasia Constance's world class ballerina gene called the Bolshoi DNA

Parents eager and desperate to be proud of something about themselves are searching their kiddies' chromosomes to find some discrete segment that will say their child will be extraordinary.

Single mom, Anastasia Remonstratid paid $200 to have her little Constance tested at the Take the Money and Run Genetic Testing and Cloning Factory just outside of Dalaw, Texas.

Remonstratid explained that young Constance will almost certainly grow into a world class ballerina according to Take the Money and Run:" The minute I get home from just outside of Dalaw, I'm signing that little bastard up for dance lessons!

"I always knew my good gams and gift for rhythm would be worth something some day if not for me than for my little gold mine, Connie!"

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