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Saturday, 29 November 2008

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His willy is also only this 'big' says his frustrated wife!

The world's smallest balls (bozacs - to the brothers) competition held in Tokyo, was won by a man from the U.K.

Dr Gerard McGarry , works in cars, computers, care-homes and monkey knit-wear. The diddy dumplinged doctor not only beat fellow humans in the bizzare competition, but he also suprisingly beat, a hamster, guinea pig and the favourite.... a circus flea.

Dr Gerard puts his miniscule testicles down to being an enormous coward, good genes and tight underpants. Hoisting the tiny cup above his head-symbolic of his tiny scrotes, he said "this one, is for my 15 kids". While Dr Gerry McGarry's (p.h.d, M.D and S.T.D) balls may be smaller in size, than of one of those micro-machine cars that used to come in packs of five. His seed or jism is extremely potent.

Dr small sacks then said "I have to be extremely careful when jacking off, as I don't want any stray jism to go waywardly flying. If my sp**k lands anywhere near a lady, it can knock her up immediately. But, other than that, I dont mind have small knackers as I don't need to use an athletic cup, when I am jogging and they won't sag when I get older. They were slightly larger when I was younger, but because I am a bit of a sissy, whenever there was a confrontation, the two little boys simply shrank and pulled up into my sturdy male torso. They are now both the size of a couple of pin heads.

"I have had to buy my wife an electron microscope to view the lads, but she rarely uses it. As she says she feels like Dr Quincy M.E, solving some case and peering down a microscope. That kills the moment and I end up flying solo...if you know what I mean?"

When asked if his penis was also very tiny, Gerard suggestively winked and said " wouldn't you like to find out? "His wife butted in and angrily added " I call him thumbelina, cos it's no bigger than my thumb and I want a divorce, NOW !"Gerry then added " Wow, after her outburst the boys have shrunk a little more, do I win another prize?"

The reporter made his excuse and left. On his way out he saw Jerry Springer arriving. Former Mayor, Jerry Springer will be offering Dr Gerry a job at a glory hole, for the deeply dissapointed and depressed.

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