HAITI -A new folk remedy popular among witch doctors here is said to be used for arthritis pain. The victim is told to soak a pound of raisins in, a pound of aspartame dissolved in water. One then lets the raisins dry. The drying process is assisted by placing over a low flame.
The aspartame is only available in pure form on Ebray.
After the preparation is made ready, the victim goes without eating for a week. Then he is allowed to eat all the aspartame-raisins at one sitting. And, they are quite tasty.
In an unrelated story, the zombie population of Haiti is on the increase of late.. stay tuned.. we'll be right back after we eat our aspartame-raisins..