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Friday, 21 November 2008

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President Elect Barack Obama called today for a complete overhaul of the International Space Station.

The 6'1 tall pres said: "Uh, when I found out there is no, uh, basketball court, not even a practice hoop, uh, on that sucker I was like, uh, what the fuck. Uh, I mean even the poorest, drug infested gang war zones in Chicago have a court of, uh, some kind. Shit."

He went on to call for NASA to complete a shuttle upgrade that will include a new paint job, Midnight Black, tinted windows and double chrome rims with spinners for the '09 model's landing gear.

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