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Topics: Alcohol

Sunday, 16 November 2008

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drinking will only get you pissed

Scientists have discovered recently that inebriation, or getting shitfaced, is a by product of drinking too much alcohol based liquid.

What many people have known for thousands of years, including Gordon Brown, scientists have only just confirmed by carrying tests that involved fellow researchers drinking numerous bottles of draught beer until they were legless.

This experiment proved once and for all that throwing them down will cause a change in mental and bodily functions that people the world over can relate to.

The research was financed by the Institute for Little-to-do-but-waste-money. Their next experiment will sought to prove the idea that jumping from a aeroplane 20000 feet in the air without a parachute will result in very serious injury.

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