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Saturday, 15 November 2008

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ISS: your next shopping mall awaits you.

The NASA Space Shuttle took off earlier today to send important material to extend the size of the International Space Station.

In what can be regarded as a first, the ISS will receive a further 20 units for astronaut accommodation as well as 2 Starbucks, 3 McDonalds takeaways and a Burger King for good measure.

In addition, a cinema and a skating rink will be built to keep busy astronauts entertained. NASA critics say that ultimately the ISS will become the first extra terrestrial pleasure dome with massage parlours and strip joints aplenty.

All this begs the obvious question: who'll have enough money to afford a trip up there? Texas billionaires and other gang leaders no doubt.

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