Pasadena, Ca - (X-Files Mess): Scientists at NASA's Jet Convulsion Laboratory are still freaked out about the White House finding out that they put a massive gamma ray burst-generating laser gun on the Moon during the Apollo landing missions.
The cold war exercise was aimed at obliterating Soviet satellites that were spying on NATO allies during George Herbert Bush's tenure of the top post at the CIA.
The lethal weapon has remained partially obscured on the dark side of the Moon ever since.
During Ronald Reagan's psychotic presidency the gun was successfully used a number of times to destroy Pentagon satellites that were then spying on NATO military intelligence channels.
Nancy Reagan is partially to blame for the fiasco.