Outer Space - (ASStronomy Mess): A NASA probe may be sent to the zodiac's fabled stellar giant Orion to solve the mystery of gamma ray bursts within the constellation's black holes.
A massive laser stimulation may then be put into operation using NASA's Fermi Telescope's to size up Orion's 'halo' .
Scientists think this tumesced after a series of violent collisions with the universal bitch-star Sirius in the constellation Canis Major.
Black holes were once regarded as racist nonsense originating from paranoid ethnic cleansing fanatics linked to the Renaiisance astronomer Paracelsus.
They have since been upgraded to the status of interesting phenomena after a series of NASA probes disappeared in the zodiac's own 'Bermuda Triangle' sites.
Stephen Hawking is certifiable.