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Topics: Sex, Republicans, GOP, orgasm

Thursday, 6 November 2008

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Grand Old Pussies Meowed for Barack!!!

No one was surprised that Republican Party organizers were giving out viagra at polling places since they had done that since Bob Dole. When your party has an aging membership a chicken in every pot just don't cut it anymore.

But when a new therapy for the female G-spot orgasm came all over the market this election year, Grand Old party opportunists saw their big chance for the older female vote. Since most mature women found the selection of Sarah Palin to be the biggest insult since Dan Qualye attacked a fictional sitcom single mom, Republicans were desperately seeking something to soothe Susan Q Pubic.

Thus in the mind of one Republicunt sex therapist, Makem Georgia Cum, the ingenious idea of the GOP-Spot Orgasmic Therapy was born! Collagen injections into the mysterious little nub one and a half centimeters into the roof of the vagina were getting grand old pussies off like 4th of july fireworks.

And so Republican precincts were offering the GOP-spot treatments free to every old lady with a voting sticker and a McCain campaign button. Much to the consternation of the grand old party many grand old dames screamed the name Obama as they got off on neocon collagen just south of the clit!

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