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Thursday, 30 October 2008

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Immediately after scientists announced the availability of the new heart, they received special visitors John McCain and Barack Obama.

Both began arguing over who should get the heart. McCain claimed that he needed it because his was so old. Obama countered this with the adamant assertion that he was entitled to it since he didn't even have a heart in the first place.

Joe Biden poked his head in and asked the scientists if they were giving out brains and courage, too.

Radiantly beautiful Sarah Palin floated down from above enveloped in a golden globe of potential prosperity, glowing like an Alaskan sunset.

She next smiled and told John McCain, "You've had the power to win the election all along!" and pointed to his ruby red-state slippers. "Just click your heels together three times and say: 'The White House is home! The White House is home!'"

When Joe Biden began to protest, Sarah waved her magic rifle and turned him into a flying monkey.

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