Written by KendoMonkey
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Topics: Mars, Ass

Thursday, 6 December 2001

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Scientists today released findings that suggest a great big arse has been found on Mars.

Image taken of the Martian surface from the show a clear butt crease which suggest quite prominent cheeks.

Scientists have heralded the discovery as "amazing" and "new, improved".

"Mars is a pretty amazing place, but we never expected to find such an amazing thing. We can only deduce from this that some ancient civilisation visited our solar system, and left signs on Mars. Yes, we do assume that they are 'mooning' us."

Skeptic, Jim Maloney, reacted to the scientists statement with Guffaws and Giggles.

"We are sceptic, not about the fact that the picture clearly shows an arse. It does. Clearly. But to interpret it as a sign that an ancient civilisation is 'mooning' us, is ridiculous."

"We prefer to believe that it is a sign from God that interpreting freak rock formations on foreign planets is a lesson in futility."

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