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Thursday, 23 October 2008

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McCain insists that Dinosaurs are his contemporaries

Right in his own backyard, John McCain has found evidence that using Palin-tology (the scientific method that Sarah Palin has cited to deny the endangered status to Polo bears and Beluga Whales), you can prove that dinosaurs are not an endangered species. McCain produced fotos of a dinosaur dance floor along the Arizona- Utah border.

McCain explained that densely packed dinosaur footprints some of which were fresh should show the environmental pessimists that God's creation is alive and well, not just surviving but thriving and doing the macarena as recently as last week.

Sarah Palin danced with a walrus, groped a beluga and got punchdrunk in a game of shot for shot with a Polo bear, all to prove that species endangerment is a liberal elitist myth.

Now the dinos have joined the Republican bestiary of the unendangered!

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