Written by Jesus Budda
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Topics: Science, Stupid, cunt

Wednesday, 22 October 2008

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Stupid cunts? Why, yes.

For years it was considered to be nothing more than a vile insult but scientists have now discovered that c*nts are indeed stupid.

"Compared to the common or garden penis", said Professor Swertzer of Kracow University Poland, "cunts are indeed very ignorant and dim-witted".

The professor and his team put a group of cunts through a series of tests.

"The cunts scored very low on each and every examination. They displayed near retarded levels of dumbness", said the chin-stroking professor.

"For instance, they kept trying to put the square block in the round hole. Stupid, see?".

The more dominant penis could do many tricks such as opening doors, spinning a pile of dishes on a big pole, wipe windows and pick up keys dropped down drains.

The cunts are now officially classed alongside bollocks and assholes as being technically 'stupid'.

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