Written by Ben Macnair

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Topics: Christmas, Mars, Weather, Snow

Thursday, 2 October 2008

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No Mate, I am just going to Woolworth's for more crackers and tinsel

Although Scientists have recently discovered Snow falling on Mars, it is believed that Martians are not holding out great hopes for a White Christmas this year.

Maude Smith 45, from Mars told us: 'The weather looks so promising in early Autumn, and then nothing. It will not snow at Christmas this year, like it did not last year'

It is thought that although Snow has been detected on Mars, the civilisation itself is not aware of Christmas,or the concept of Religion, although from the way it is told, God should be known everywhere.

Another Martian Ken Jones said: 'Personally, I hope it does snow again. Snow makes so a nice contrast to the red dust. I hate Red at the best of times, and so anything that is different is a good thing in my book'

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