White man John McCain has reportedly been living in fear of facing a black opponent due to his old fashioned belief in the superior physical endowment of men of African descent. This may account for his rather bizarre insistence in the first debate that three inches was a really big deal.
True, his topic was a equally weird comparison between North Korean and South Korean height, but few observers in the know missed the real import of the rant.
McCain's former urologist, Dr Tiny Weiner explained that Mccain's three inch penis is totally normal though upon vigorously thrusted questioning he admitted that it was on the low end of the normal penile scale.
When Michelle Obama was asked about the controversy, she told reporters that size did not matter through a poorly disguised series of giggles. Cindy McCain told reporters that through beer goggles three inches might as well be a mile.