VPOAF Demo candie Joe Biden of Delaware, a state with the population of Wasilla, Alaska made a shocking declaration this week. Political watchers remember Al Gore's claim that he helped invent the internet and a Republican campaign advisor to McCain's brag that digital age Neanderthal McCain developed the Blackberry.
But now Biden has joined the braggadocio with his boast that he invented the television four years earlier than its debut at the world's fair. In addition, Biden's fish story included his filming of Roosevelt as the President who administered the Great Depression and his clear explication of why hard working Americans were stuck selling apples on street corners from beside a vividly videographed mansion fireplace ablaze with yule logs.
When loquacious and hoof in mouth ordinary and oft mistaken Joe was told that a Republican, Herbert Hoover, actually presided over the Great Stock Market crash that Bush is trying to surpass, Biden told the press:" Damn Republicans!" And when he was informed that Roosevelt's fireside chats were actually on the radio since there would not be a TV for years to come, Biden declared:" How did they even know there was a real fire?"
When this fatuous remark was repeated to Bush's Brain, Karl Rove, he is reported to have said:" The same way the American public knew there were WMD in Iraq!"