Written by Ben Macnair
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Wednesday, 17 September 2008

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Lets see if you can do any better, Mr Liquorice Allsort'

In a similar breaking story, busy research scientist Mike Geek also revealed some other secrets about our food-stuffs.

'You see' he ranted to anyone within ear-shot 'Quaver's failed every musical test we gave them, except for the ones in crispness, and not moving. They failed to recognise pitches, lengths of notes, movements within music, the sound each instrument makes. They could not play any notes on a Piano. Even a Cat can manage to do that some of the time

'And don't even get me started on Revels. They would not know how to have a good time if their lives depend on it, and in this case, they did. We wasted many a good bullet in that experiment. Still, at least we knew which ones were the Peanut ones, and which were the Raisin ones. It helped Nick out no end, with his Raisin allergy, I can tell you that for nothing, let me tell you'

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