Republican Party leaders have sought to take the big risk and break up the somnabulist McCain campaign with exciting and inexperienced Sarah Palin.
Republican Party advisors told press that once they realized that the nation could be lured by black amatuerishness, they began a search for a conservative Obama. Since black people as a rule do not go to parties filled with old white people, the thunk tank went outside the box and looked for a radical fundamentalist with a box.
"That's when we found Sarah Palin!",Republican advisor I. Amnot Karlrove. "She loves blastocysts, embryos and fetuses but doesn't give a shit about born humans. She kills everything on four legs and if Alaska had ostriches she would blast them too!"
Beyond Dark Lord Rovian handlers dreams, a pre selection physical found that Palin had a piercing in her genital area sometimes called a Dick Cheney. Piercing expert Stickit Upyore told the spoof.perforate that the Dick Cheney was a kind of American frontiersman Prince Albert.