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Monday, 15 September 2008

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Pig orgy pod cast humps its way to No. 1

Most of us have enough trouble trying to get ourselves laid! But zookeeper Rubsem D'Riteway, spends most of his time as a mate procurer for the animal lonely hearts club.

Koala bear Killarney tries to scratch out the eyes of every date they bring, that is, when he isn't just ignoring them to death. He successfully pandered the pandas by some panda porn he just happened to have on his home computer.

A late summer thunder and lightening storm, he observed, set the frogs bangin' and screwing like manic carpenters. Now he can turn the whole frog forest exhibit into a fornication free for all, just by playing a thunderstorm CD.

D'Riteway is financing the procreation project by setting up hump cams and podcasting live action animal fuckfests. "You'd be surprised what some animals love!", he told TheSpoof.com

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