Written by Dr Will C U Now
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Sunday, 14 September 2008

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The Sun 'warming' the planet without due care or consideration.

The Sun was today facing high court charges of causing global warming.

"We can't believe that the Sun has been getting away with this for millions of years" said Greenpeace activist Tofu Quorn-Chickpea. "It's been staring us in the face all this time and no one has said a word about it."

The Sun has been 'warming' areas of the planet on a daily basis however, there has been no regulators or governing body controlling its output.

Government watchdog OFSUN has revealed that temperatures rise and fall on a daily basis.

The Sun could be facing a hefty prison sentence if found guilty and refused to answer questions from the media.

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