Science or magic? You decide! But Ice Princess Sarah Palin managed to create a deep freeze in the Nowhere Bay that Alaskans hoped Americans would spend billions to bridge. True believers from an ancient Russian religious cult that worships Palin have told TheSpoof.com that the Ice princess needed only to place her pinky toe in the frigid waters and they froze solid and have stayed solid ever since.
Like CS Lewis' White Witch from The Chronicles of Narnia, the Alaskan Ice Princess Palin has cast her frigid spell on a Wasiklla free thinking librarian for refusing to ban books, her own ex- brother in law and the law enforcement supervisor who refused to carry out her revenge on behalf of her sister's hurt feelings.