Results of the Hadron Collider experiment are to be published next Wednesday, but TheSpoof.com has received a sneak preview of some of them, and they make startling reading indeed!
Chief amongst these is that the immediate area around the test site was dissolved into nothingness, and when, a few seconds later, a new dimension appeared, a giant message was displayed in the sky, reading: LEVEL 2.
After a few seconds of complete blackness, says the report, landscapes for hundreds of miles were changed completely, and now resemble those in a game of Space Invaders.
The whole planet is undergoing a gradual change, and now looks more like the inside of the aforementioned 1970s arcade game, with 2-dimensional surroundings in garish colours.
Other areas farther afield are said to be Tron-like, and the bright star known previously as the Sun, now has an eye and a chomping mouth.
Scientists at the heart of the research are meeting all this week in Geneva to discuss the findings, and are said to be showing "some concern". One US expert revealed how, on footage taken by a remote camera in the Nevada desert, a temporary blackout occured, and another giant message was displayed in the heavens, saying:
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