Written by Dr Will C U Now
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Wednesday, 10 September 2008

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The calculator responsible for the end of the world.

Professor Hugh Jarse was left red faced today as the world ended following the disastarous Large Halon Collider experiment.

"Unfortunately the calculator we used had a sticky number 7 key and this caused an error in our calculations which led to the creation of a black hole that has sucked the earth into oblivion" said Professor Jarse.

The planet was turned inside out moments after the experiment began which has meant a cancellation of the party that was organized in celebration of the event.

"In all honesty" said Prof Hugh Jarse "I have no idea how we are talking to each other or how your readers are able to read this article as we are now just millions of atoms spread throughout the cosmos."

World leaders were left powerless as they too no longer existed.

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